Whacky Baseball Reporter & Kirby Cricket

Hello, this is Wacky Wilbur Whiffleballer with the latest Major League Baseball news. Today, I had the pleasure of talking to baseball manager Kirby Cricket of the Yardley PA. Cricketteers (Nicknamed "The Green Grassers"), who has recently launched a complaint to baseball commissioner Bud Selig about the death of ants on the average playing field. According to Kirby there are approximately 47